Sunday, September 12, 2010

possible topics for new themed blog pages

<1>Skinny Black Chiks. It is the consesnsus between my wife and I that blackk women shouldn't be under, say...140 pounds. The thighs of blsack women shoud always touch each other. If one of those cute little "gaps" occurs, it isbecuse the body was not make the way the word intented it ti.

and Urban clothng deseigners knw that their clienteles chunky. That's why the make it them. skinny bitches look domb in some of that shit.

"domb" is offficially know by what thos in the fielfd undertand as a blend.

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Any of y'all take ambien??? I just took a couple. I'm fadin' pretty fast, but hopefully before I am fully faded out I will come back on this thing and type some intersting and embarrasing shit. I'm already spellin' shit wrong all over the fuckin' place. Hesus CHRIST. Even when I'm all ambiened out america's funniest home videos isn't funny.

Ambien makesyou feel like you're swaying ieven if you[re sitting still. God I love this drug. I mean medication. Thanks doc for helping me with ym sleep prpblems.

I'm gonna make my rounds and support some of my favorite bloigs now. tyvm blgoger.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Protip for Beer Drinkers!

I discovered this protip after I recently learned how to shotgun beers. I know it's strange that I only learned to shotgun beers after the age of thirty, but I'm hoping this tip will help you younger folks to consume many extra gallons of alcohol throughout your twenties. When I think of the alcohol I missed out on drinking because I didn't know this tip, I shed a tear. A tear made of beer.

So here it is. Before you start drinking, take some Gas-X. I use the generic version. The brand name's not important. What's important is that it contains something called simethicone. You know how beer gives you that uncomfortable full tummy feeling? It's because there's all kinds of foam in there. It's the same foam you see when you pour a glass of beer. The simethicone thins the walls of the bubbles in your tummy. The bubbles burst and you burp. Then you're not full and you can DRINK MORE FUCKING BEER.

You can thank me when you're thirty and you have liver disease.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

The Anarchic Message Board.

There is a message board on the internet which some of my newfriends may be familiar with, the name of which is frequently preceded with the adjective "anarchic" when it is covered in the media. It makes me think of how the Velvet Underground are ALWAYS called the seminal Velvet Underground. So often, in fact, that if it weren't for capitalization I would have believed for the longest time that they were actually called The Seminal Velvet Underground. I also wasn't sure for a long time if there was another seminal rock band called "The Velvets". I don't know why music journalists have to make nicknames for bands. The band names are nicknames. I don't know where I was going with this. Anyways, I'm drunk.

I was recently b& from the message board in question, causing my wife to send me the text: "lol you got b&!" to which I replied "whatever cumdumpster". She replied "lol". I definitely made the right decision when I married her.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

What do you think about the new Google page?

Does anybody actually go to the google page? I just type my searches in the address bar of chrome.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Gettin' Busy.

I've notices people have been dropping out of blog school lately. Most of 'em have been starting real school I've noticed. As a college graduate who works a shitty retail job I can tell you FUCK THAT SHIT. It's a waste of time! The hours you spend in the library writing your stupid papers and sitting in classrooms listening to some slightly smart PhD go on about his personal theories about Freud and Shakespeare are fucking WASTED.

Just kidding. Just don't major in English. Seriously. Unless you really really know you want to be a school teacher or college professor, it really is a huge waste of time. Want to be a writer? Don't study writing or literature. Study something useful, and then use that in your writing. What are you gonna do? Write books about going to college and taking classes about books? Or are you just going to re-write other people's work. I spent 3 years as an English major, and I learned nothing of value. I learned nothing about language. I spent 2 years as a Linguistics major (earning a B.A.) and now at least have some idea about how language works. I still have no skills useful to the rest of the world. I can just be a smartass about stuff. Or teach English to teenage jerkbags.

I'm just sayin' if I could do it all over again I'd do something in math or science.

Friday, September 3, 2010

This is what I'm making for dinner, newfriends!

Check out this Mac & Cheese recipe at Exciting Things.

Also, over at Games and Theory, Executive is making some thought provoking posts which are politcally conservative but also intelligent. Challenge yourselves, fellow lefites!

! ComeAtMeBro writes all about android phones. If you have an android phone but you're kind of a n00b it's a good page to check out.

Great Posts, Newfriends!!!

Good Evening Newfriends!!!!!
I don't have anything to post but I just want to thank you all for participating in blogger and giving me interesting things to read and comment on.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Gettin' political again

by reposting another comment I made on

I'm a lefty and I despise Sharpton. Jackson as well. The only time you hear from them is when they're calling somebody racist. They do little to actually elevate the community which they rely upon for support. Whatever you feel about Obama, I can say that I've personally seen a change in many young black people I know since he took office. They actually feel like they're part of the country now and pay attention to politics more. I'm talking about actual critical thinking. Historically the black vote (small as it has been) has gone largely to whoever panders to them. Since Obama's election, though, blacks I know have become more involved in thinking about government. Many of them are fairly conservative. The point is that since these young people are new to thinking about politics (meaning their parents didn't think about government too much), they haven't been indoctrinated into any party philosophy. They look at each issue individually and judge it from their moral/social/economic viewpoint, and come to a decision. We need more of that kind of thinking, from everybody.

Gettin' all political and shit.

I wrote this in response to a post on Political leaning

It is really hard for me to have hope when I see campaign commercials which are laughably misleading and realize that people are actually going to fall for that shit. Politics is now all about marketing. Ron Paul will never be president and Ralph Nader will never be president because neither of them is marketable. Palin could definitely be elected. It won't happen because she's no doubt realized by now that being president is much less financially lucrative than  not being president. As a matter of fact, being against the dominant party is more financially lucrative than being for it. You know that deep down Rush and Glenn were glad Obama won. I'm sure their ratings have gone up since he was elected. People need to realize that we have a system which CAN put the power in their hands, if they choose to seize it. Alot has being written about how Obama is too "professorial". Put aside the fact that it's not true for a moment. Assuming he is "professorial", WHAT THE FUCK is WRONG with that? We don't want a smart president? People are too dumb to understand a "professor"? I need to stop. I'm just going to post this to my blog. It'd be cool if you checked it out.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Please comment if you follow me.

I recently realized that many of the people whom I follow aren't following me, and many of the people who follow me aren't being followed by me. This situation clearly is not beneficial for those involved.

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Monday, August 30, 2010

This old cracker does Snoop better than Snoop does Snoop!

I need this keyboardist/drummer/keyboardist in a band with me!

The Linguistics of Curse Words (or FUCKING FUCKS FUCKING FUCKS)

Linguists do alot of researching on curse words, partly because they're interesting and partly because they often don't seem to follow the rules of other words. Think about how many different ways you can use the word "fuck". "fucking fuck fucks fucking fucks" is a grammatical sentence in English!
Following is a genuine scholarly article which also happens to be about sentences such as "fuck you" and what the underlying grammar is. The paper is called ENGLISH SENTENCES WITHOUT OVERT GRAMMATICAL SUBJECTS by Quang Phuc Dong (which is a pseudonym for some American dude).

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Another Day, Newfriends! Check out my sponsors!

I just spent a half hour just reading blogs! You all have interesting things to say on a wide variety of topics, from world of warcraft to Glenn Beck to Led Zeppelin. And did you notice that the advertisements on your page are relevant to the topics you discuss?? It's amazing! I've seen so many great offers from advertisers over the last couple days! I'm thinking about switching to direct TV! Their packages seem like a good deal compared to my stupid cable company.

Don't forget to check out my sponsors too! They're the ones that keep sites like this free for people like us to express our opinions!

committed to my newfriends!

You know you're a committed newfriend when you check out blogs while working!

Bill O'Reilly: Porn Expert

Check out Bill O'Reilly's 36 year old article about pornographer Gerald Damiano.

God is Trying to Kill Glenn Beck!

In a speech Friday night, Beck said he feels like "God dropped a giant sandbag on my head. My role is to wake America up onto the backsliding of principles and values most importantly of God. We are a country of God."

Sounds like God's trying to kill you, dude. That's the only reason to drop a sandbag on somebody's head. God could have just splashed water on your face or said "hey listen up glenn beck!" but no. He dropped a sandbag on your head. To try to kill you.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Some Diaper Changing Role Playing


Glenn Beck Rally

I wish I could go to Glenn Beck's Rally in Washington D.C. tomorrow. I just wanna see Glenn cry like a big fat baby for no reason, and then bury his face in Sarah Palin's bosom.


I'm taking off for the day, but don't forget to check out some of the Original
Content i've posted to my blog! I'll be checking out your blogs later on today and tomorrow!

To all my newfriends!

Make sure you post tons of blogs so I can see you in my Reading List! Otherwise I might forget you're there! We should all try to blog everyday about issues which are relevant to our interests. I am blogging today about Sarah Palin, The Ground Zero Mosque, and Trapped Chilean Miners. These things are interesting and newsworthy.

Trapped Miners in Chile

Dude those miners are trapped down in that mine and it's really scary. I am wondering what they're gonna do with all that fecal matter over the next four months that they're gonna be stuck down there! Hopefully they're sending some of it up!

the mosk at ground zero

It's American to build a mosk at ground zero. it's more american to spell it correctly as in mosque. Some people can't spell it correctly. I think it's because they are ignorant. Sarah Palin is against the mosk at ground zero. She also defends Laura Schlessinger's first amendment rights to say "nigger" whenever she wants. We all do have the right to say "nigger", but we should avoid it if at all possible.

Refudiate Well on its way to becoming a real word.

Sarah Palin will probably run for President, and I would hate to see her take office, but I also can't deny that her presidency would be entertaining. And what do we want from our politicians besides entertainment? One of Palin's latest accidental moves of genius was to use the word "refudiate". She isn't the first person to use refudiate, but probably the most famous. It's a blend of refute and repudiate, obviously, and the word is really taking off. Most people using it know it's not a "real" word, but much like the Bushism "misunderestimate", it does have a use.


I am so glad we are creating this blogging community in which we can share our ideas with each-other. It's going to be a new world of blogging. One might even call it a BLOGOSPHERE! Holy SHIT I can't believe I just thought of that. fucking Blogosphere! Brilliant.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

how can ppl b so crass?

So I hear there are people using the internet to make money? What a bunch of bull. I have never asked myself "how can I make money on the internet?"

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There was a time when people said Conor Oberst would be the voice of my generation. Like it or not I think it's become John Mayer.