Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Please comment if you follow me.

I recently realized that many of the people whom I follow aren't following me, and many of the people who follow me aren't being followed by me. This situation clearly is not beneficial for those involved.

The funniest joke in the history of animaniacs




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Monday, August 30, 2010

This old cracker does Snoop better than Snoop does Snoop!

I need this keyboardist/drummer/keyboardist in a band with me!

The Linguistics of Curse Words (or FUCKING FUCKS FUCKING FUCKS)

Linguists do alot of researching on curse words, partly because they're interesting and partly because they often don't seem to follow the rules of other words. Think about how many different ways you can use the word "fuck". "fucking fuck fucks fucking fucks" is a grammatical sentence in English!
Following is a genuine scholarly article which also happens to be about sentences such as "fuck you" and what the underlying grammar is. The paper is called ENGLISH SENTENCES WITHOUT OVERT GRAMMATICAL SUBJECTS by Quang Phuc Dong (which is a pseudonym for some American dude).

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Another Day, Newfriends! Check out my sponsors!

I just spent a half hour just reading blogs! You all have interesting things to say on a wide variety of topics, from world of warcraft to Glenn Beck to Led Zeppelin. And did you notice that the advertisements on your page are relevant to the topics you discuss?? It's amazing! I've seen so many great offers from advertisers over the last couple days! I'm thinking about switching to direct TV! Their packages seem like a good deal compared to my stupid cable company.

Don't forget to check out my sponsors too! They're the ones that keep sites like this free for people like us to express our opinions!

committed to my newfriends!

You know you're a committed newfriend when you check out blogs while working!

Bill O'Reilly: Porn Expert

Check out Bill O'Reilly's 36 year old article about pornographer Gerald Damiano.

God is Trying to Kill Glenn Beck!

In a speech Friday night, Beck said he feels like "God dropped a giant sandbag on my head. My role is to wake America up onto the backsliding of principles and values most importantly of God. We are a country of God."

Sounds like God's trying to kill you, dude. That's the only reason to drop a sandbag on somebody's head. God could have just splashed water on your face or said "hey listen up glenn beck!" but no. He dropped a sandbag on your head. To try to kill you.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Some Diaper Changing Role Playing


Glenn Beck Rally

I wish I could go to Glenn Beck's Rally in Washington D.C. tomorrow. I just wanna see Glenn cry like a big fat baby for no reason, and then bury his face in Sarah Palin's bosom.


I'm taking off for the day, but don't forget to check out some of the Original
Content i've posted to my blog! I'll be checking out your blogs later on today and tomorrow!

To all my newfriends!

Make sure you post tons of blogs so I can see you in my Reading List! Otherwise I might forget you're there! We should all try to blog everyday about issues which are relevant to our interests. I am blogging today about Sarah Palin, The Ground Zero Mosque, and Trapped Chilean Miners. These things are interesting and newsworthy.

Trapped Miners in Chile

Dude those miners are trapped down in that mine and it's really scary. I am wondering what they're gonna do with all that fecal matter over the next four months that they're gonna be stuck down there! Hopefully they're sending some of it up!

the mosk at ground zero

It's American to build a mosk at ground zero. it's more american to spell it correctly as in mosque. Some people can't spell it correctly. I think it's because they are ignorant. Sarah Palin is against the mosk at ground zero. She also defends Laura Schlessinger's first amendment rights to say "nigger" whenever she wants. We all do have the right to say "nigger", but we should avoid it if at all possible.

Refudiate Well on its way to becoming a real word.

Sarah Palin will probably run for President, and I would hate to see her take office, but I also can't deny that her presidency would be entertaining. And what do we want from our politicians besides entertainment? One of Palin's latest accidental moves of genius was to use the word "refudiate". She isn't the first person to use refudiate, but probably the most famous. It's a blend of refute and repudiate, obviously, and the word is really taking off. Most people using it know it's not a "real" word, but much like the Bushism "misunderestimate", it does have a use.


I am so glad we are creating this blogging community in which we can share our ideas with each-other. It's going to be a new world of blogging. One might even call it a BLOGOSPHERE! Holy SHIT I can't believe I just thought of that. fucking Blogosphere! Brilliant.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

how can ppl b so crass?

So I hear there are people using the internet to make money? What a bunch of bull. I have never asked myself "how can I make money on the internet?"

Totally Legit

There was a time when people said Conor Oberst would be the voice of my generation. Like it or not I think it's become John Mayer.