Saturday, August 28, 2010

God is Trying to Kill Glenn Beck!

In a speech Friday night, Beck said he feels like "God dropped a giant sandbag on my head. My role is to wake America up onto the backsliding of principles and values most importantly of God. We are a country of God."

Sounds like God's trying to kill you, dude. That's the only reason to drop a sandbag on somebody's head. God could have just splashed water on your face or said "hey listen up glenn beck!" but no. He dropped a sandbag on your head. To try to kill you.

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