Thursday, September 9, 2010

The Anarchic Message Board.

There is a message board on the internet which some of my newfriends may be familiar with, the name of which is frequently preceded with the adjective "anarchic" when it is covered in the media. It makes me think of how the Velvet Underground are ALWAYS called the seminal Velvet Underground. So often, in fact, that if it weren't for capitalization I would have believed for the longest time that they were actually called The Seminal Velvet Underground. I also wasn't sure for a long time if there was another seminal rock band called "The Velvets". I don't know why music journalists have to make nicknames for bands. The band names are nicknames. I don't know where I was going with this. Anyways, I'm drunk.

I was recently b& from the message board in question, causing my wife to send me the text: "lol you got b&!" to which I replied "whatever cumdumpster". She replied "lol". I definitely made the right decision when I married her.